Funny Quotes For Christmas 2024 Calendar. Are you a sweary woman or mom will a love for perfectly placed shit or fuck? We could all use a few funny christmas quotes to brighten our spirits during the holidays.

“i like to compare the holiday season with the way a child listens to a favorite story. The pleasure is in the familiar way the story begins, the anticipation of familiar turns it takes, the familiar moments of suspense, and the familiar climax and ending.”.